I don't like how aging works
But I like ice cream.
22 is a boring age.
But so was 21, because it didn't mean anything to non-alcoholic me.
I don't like to spend my money.
But I didn't mind buying myself an expensive birthday present.
I don't like a lot of attention.
But...wait, no I love a lot of attention.
This is my day, so pay attention to me.