I lost the game.
Not "The Game".
But the game.
The O.C. trivia game.
Season 1, of course.
Because no other season is worthy of momentary conversational memorization.
However, I think it's important to note this...
I am making a solemn promise never to lose again.
For the sake of all that is good and right in this world.
I will destroy all my future Season 1 O.C. Trivia Game opponents.
With the dark force and power of a thousand Jupiter moons.
Two-thousand Jupiter moons.
Be afraid, future opponents.
I shall smite thee.
I shall smite thee whilst employing Shakespearean colloquialism.