Friday, February 6, 2009

Note to self...

You should think about...

...throwing away those old yearbook photos from high school before you end up having a kid who ridicules you for being unable to see the fashionable trends of the future.

...making your own lunch instead of biting Dave Thomas' hook everyday. His big, juicy, delicious, heart-clogging, meaty hook.

...paying an extra sixty dollars a paycheck for health insurance. Not for just-in-case matters, but just in case you get an adventurous idea that may lead to a just-in-case matter.

...loving yourself a little more.

...loving yourself a little less.

...spending more time and money on people who don't share your name, address and social security number.

...spending less time and money on animated cartoon characters, even if they have really cool Japanese voices and magical powers...or ninja moves...or samurai swords. Well, maybe not samurai swords, but definitely ninja moves.

...taking your time when creating creative creations so as to avoid blog posts of a convoluted and sub-par nature.

...not being afraid to take advantage of that ever-so-useful delete button.


  1. I'm happy to see that a tiny little cohenism is used!

  2. I know what you mean, Jake. *pats back*

    That's like one of those friendly acknowledging the fact that I concur pats, not a creepy one.

  3. Way ahead of you on the yearbook picture thing. I threw mine out at least two years ago. Except the kindergarden one, because I need something to blackmail my friends with.

  4. Sometimes we need the convoluted sub-par to push us ahead.
    I'm with you on the delete button!!!

  5. i will pat you on the back creepily.