Thursday, March 5, 2009

Things

Things I need to do at some point:

Make $1,000,000 in my life by doing something exciting, like who wants to be a millionaire.

Give away $1,000,000 accrued money to charitable organizations.


Things I need to experience:

Swallowing a bug while on a motorcycle, because I was laughing at an inappropriate joke.

Swimming in the Bermuda Triangle to see what all the hullabaloo is about.


Things I need to stop doing:

Using the word hullabaloo.

Making incredibly stupid decisions every single day.


Things I need to start doing:

Using the word tomfoolery more often.

Reading my Bible more often.


Things I need to eat:

A freshly picked coconut on an uninhabited island.

A grub.




Things I need to see:

Not America...

3 comments:

  1. But 'hullabaloo' is such a good word...

    Also you need to know how to swim to swim in the Bermuda Triangle you know. I'm just sayin'. I can't do it!

    I also don't think I've seen enough of America. There are other places in the world I want to see and experience, but there are still a lot of places in the USA that I do want to see. Even though America as a whole is lame these days.

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  2. AMEN. I'm with ya, brudah.

    This I need to stop doing:

    -Using the word "brudah"

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  3. Loool! That made me laugh. :P

    "Swallowing a bug while on a motorcycle, because I was laughing at an inappropriate joke."

    What are the chances that, that will actually happen? :P

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