Things I need to do at some point:
Make $1,000,000 in my life by doing something exciting, like who wants to be a millionaire.
Give away $1,000,000 accrued money to charitable organizations.
Things I need to experience:
Swallowing a bug while on a motorcycle, because I was laughing at an inappropriate joke.
Swimming in the Bermuda Triangle to see what all the hullabaloo is about.
Things I need to stop doing:
Using the word hullabaloo.
Making incredibly stupid decisions every single day.
Things I need to start doing:
Using the word tomfoolery more often.
Reading my Bible more often.
Things I need to eat:
A freshly picked coconut on an uninhabited island.
Things I need to see: